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Cart edition 7 November 2026

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Vol. 1 · Guarantee edition Saturday, 7 November 2026 Free with every order

The Daily Insult

Official notice Guaranteed Customer pledge

Shipping guarantee

Three tiers of guarantees, because couriers can't be trusted.

Overview

At shopinsults.com we offer a guarantee on our products to ensure they reach you within a certain timeframe, and give three tiers of guarantees to match.

Most of the delay is due to couriers, as we all know how unreliable they can be... Because of that we like to back our customers.

Our three-tier shipping guarantee: a promo code after 15 business days, shipping refunded after 30, and your whole order refunded after 45.

The three tiers

  1. Tier 1

    15

    Business days

    A promo code

    If your order takes longer than 15 business days to arrive, you will receive a promo code for at least $5 AUD for your future shops.

  2. Tier 2

    30

    Business days

    Shipping refunded

    If your order takes longer than 30 business days to arrive, we will refund you the shipping amount paid.

  3. Tier 3

    45

    Business days

    Whole order refunded

    If your order takes longer than 45 business days to arrive, we will refund your whole order. If your items still arrive - they are free!

    It's free!

All times are subject from time of order being placed to time of delivery.

To claim

Send us an email at admin@shopinsults.com or using the contact page on this site.

Please include

  • SubjectShipping Guarantee
  • Best contact email
  • Order number

And our team will be in contact shortly.

Terms and conditions

  1. Order's final destination must reside in one of the locations we ship to. For full list of destination countries click here.
  2. Order must be legitimate and not fraudulent - e.g. fake names, fake addresses, fake order quantities, fake payment details etc.