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Your ego here

Prime real estate for a tee that roasts your mate. Coming soon.

Breaking

Local tee refuses to be bland

Witnesses describe it as deeply offensive, but in a fun way.

Weather

100% chance of offence

Light sarcasm in the morning, clearing to a full roast by the afternoon.

Lost & found

Lost: one sense of humour

Last seen at a family barbecue. If found, buy them a tee.

Horoscopes

Your stars say: buy the shirt

All signs point to treating yourself. Mercury is in retrograde, and so is your wardrobe.

Letters to the editor

"I was offended." A reader

We have framed this one and hung it in the office. Thanks for the feedback.

Classifieds

Wanted: people who can take a joke

Apply within. Thick skin preferred.

Public notice

Gift shopping? Sorted.

Tees for people who can take a joke, and gifts for the ones who can't.

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Corrections

We regret nothing

In yesterday's edition we called our tees pretty funny. They are, in fact, very funny.