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I Am John Doe Tee

Asking price

Price: $49.00
Color: Black
Size: S

Product details

Show your solidarity for deer with an "I am John Doe" tee. Nothing scream animal lover like being one!
Estimated delivery

Genuine enquiries only. Printed to order, so it is as fresh as the day the ad ran.

About this product
Product report I Am John Doe Tee Fabric desk

Local shirt becomes wardrobe favourite overnight

Stop the presses: you've just found the staple tee of your wardrobe. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it's soft, comfy and the first thing you'll reach for every single time.

Double stitching on the neckline and sleeves makes it tougher than your mate's ego, so it'll survive as many laundry days as your jokes. Sure to be a favourite.

Double-stitched. Built to last.

Spec sheet

Fabrics
All other colours
100% ring-spun cotton
Sport Grey
90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Dark Heather & Heather
65% polyester, 35% cotton
Graphite Heather
50% polyester, 50% cotton
Weight
4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
Shoulders
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a cleaner fit
Finish
Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the centre
Origin
Blank tee sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Size guide
Measurement desk I Am John Doe Tee Official sizing

Finally, a size guide that doesn't lie to you

Metric edition (cm)

Size Length Width
XS 68.6 40.6
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1
4XL 86.4 76.2
5XL 89 81.3

Imperial edition (in)

Size Length Width
XS 27 16
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32

How to measure

WIDTH LENGTH
Lay your favourite tee flat. Width is armpit to armpit, length is from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Between sizes? Size up. Nobody ever regretted a roomier tee after Christmas lunch.
Shipping

Estimated delivery times

Country Delivery time
Australia 5–8 business days
United States 5–7 business days
United Kingdom 3–5 business days
Canada 7–10 business days
New Zealand 7–10 business days

Estimates only. Delivery times can vary.

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Delivery desk Shipping Worldwide

Every order is printed just for you, so allow a few business days for printing before it ships. Delivery options and costs are shown at checkout.

Where we ship

Our tees travel further than most people's opinions. Check the map to see every country we deliver to. If your country is inked in, we ship there.

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How shipping works

Everything is printed on demand. We only start making your item once you order, which keeps costs down and cuts the waste that comes with fast fashion. We partner with producers across the globe so your order ships from as close to you as possible.

Wherever possible you'll get tracking from your local courier. Want an update? Just ask us through the contact page.

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Returns & warranty
Complaints desk Returns & warranty The short version

Every tee is made just for you, so here is the short version of how refunds and warranty work.

Refunds

Changed your mind? Cancel for a full refund any time before your order is sent to production. Just get in touch as soon as you can.

Once it's been sent for printing it's made just for you, so we can't offer refunds or exchanges for change of mind.

Refund policy

Warranty

Our products come with the rights you have under the consumer laws of your country or territory. If something hasn't met those standards, contact us as soon as possible after it arrives and we'll make it right.

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Care
Laundry desk I Am John Doe Tee Handle with care

How to keep it offensive for longer

  • Wash

    Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.

  • Dry

    Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.

  • Iron

    Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.

  • Dry clean

    Do not dry clean.

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